RETIREMENT
SAYINGS AT THE RETIREMENT QUOTES CAFÉ
(A Comprehensive Collection of serious retirement sayings, funny retirement words, and
retirement card messages for the Retired or Soon-to-Be Retired Man, Woman, Teacher, School Principal, Nurse,
Pastor, Military Person Etc.)
Retirement
Sayings
The following retirement sayings and retirement words may make great ideas for
retirement parties, retirement letters, retirement speeches and retirement cards. These retirement
messages may also add spice to your conversations or just plainly lighten your day.
Top-Ten List of Retirement Sayings
#1 of Ten Retirement Sayings
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
#2 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
After people send their retirement letters and give
their retirement
speeches, they should enjoy their retirement much more than they ever enjoyed their working days.
Otherwise they are saying they have no zest for life.
— Unknown wise retiree
#3 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
#4 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep
you awake in the afternoon.
#5 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were
still working.
#6 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
I'm not retiring from life, just a job.
#7 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
If my dreams could all come true paradise/retirement would be — in a little bungalow —
somewhere by the sea.
#8 of Ten of Retirement
Sayings
Retired — Someone who knows it all and has way too much time on his hands to tell you.
#9 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only
half of it.
#10 of Ten Retirement
Sayings
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live
for.
More
Retirement Sayings
I feel like early retirement is an incredible retirement gift.
It's a gift that everyone should give themselves.
Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about
it.
I have retired, un-retired, and retired again all in the past 10 years. I find the biggest
trouble with having NOTHING to do is . . . you can't tell when you are done.
The right retirement age is a young age so that I have
enough time to spend all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
— Unknown wise person
Don't wait for retirement to be happy and really start living. Invariably, people who try
this find out that they have waited much too long.
— from the best-selling book How
to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job.
The best retirement for workaholics is no retirement at
all.
I find the biggest trouble with having NOTHING to do is . . . you
can't tell when you are done.
Working at a job you don't like is a lame
way to spend a good portion of your life.
Don't' overdo things that shouldn't be done in the first place.
Growing old is compulsory. Retirement from work is discretionary.
Every prosperous retiree who does
not work has a creative scheme that does.
If you don't want to work in
retirement you have to work long enough before retirement to earn enough money
so that you won't have to work.
I have retired, un-retired, and retired again all in the
past ten years.
Retirement: When you stop lying about
your age and start lying around the house.
A life spent in constant labor is a
life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample
reward.
In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
If you want to retire right, you
must know the secrets to The
Joy of Not Working.
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If you retire right, the only thing you will worry about is when to eat and when to
sleep.
Before deciding to take early retirement from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime
television.
Creativity in
retirement is knowing how to spend time without spending money.
— Author Unknown
Retirement: A Time to Become Much More than You Have Ever Been
— from
How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
Time spent in laughter when one is retired is well invested.
Retirement, when every day is Saturday!
Retirement has cured many businessman's ulcers — and given his wife one!
Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!
Retirement . . . is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.
Retirement: The time in your life when time is no longer money.
Retirement Jokes and Retirement Quotes
Found
on T-Shirts
Retired. So I am not interested in anyone telling me about their problems at work.
— Unknown Author
Work Sucks. I'm Happily Retired.
— Unknown Author
Retired — No Alarm Clock. No Commute. No Problem.
— Unknown Author
You know the Social Security they keep deducting off your paycheck. Well, it's going to
pay for my being retired which I am truly enjoying.
Thanks.
— Unknown wise person
Retired: The Older I Get the Better I Was.
— Unknown wise person
Retired: Too Old to Work — Too Young to Die.
— Author Unknown
Retired: Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
— Unknown wise person
Retirement is great. I love being my own boss.
— Unknown Author
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Teacher Retirement Poems as well as Funny Retirement Quotes on The
Retirement Quotes Cafe
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