Retirement Sayings
Statistics about
Retirement
and Life in General
(A Comprehensive Collection of Quotes and Sayings
about How Statistics Apply to Retirement and Life in General)
Death is one of the leading causes of statistics.
— Unknown wise retiree
Surprisingly, 39.2 percent of all statistics about retiring happy are
made up on the spot.
— Unknown wise retired person
Statistics are no substitute for common sense.
— Unknown wise person
If enough erroneous data is collected, most things can be proven statistically.
— Unknown wise person
Statistics can be used to prove that the probability of something happening is inversely
proportional to it not happening.
— Unknown working person hoping to retire at 60
Exactly 56.78 percent of statistics about whether to retire
early are not as accurate as they are deemed to be.
— Unknown retired person
People can come up with statistics to prove anything. Over 14 percent of retired people
know that.
— Unknown soon-to-be retired person
If you believe all the statistics about retirement that you hear and read, you probably
won't retire. Heck, you won't even get up in the morning.
— Unknown retiree
91 percent of statistics is crap and nothing else.
— Unknown senior grouch
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
— Benjamin Disraeli
If you won't find what you want to know about Social Security and having a happy retirement
in the Bible, you will find it in Shakespeare. And if you won't find it in Shakespeare, you will find it in
How
to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free.
— Dave Erhard
Statistics show there are three ages when men misbehave: young, old, and middle.
— Unknown wise retiree
Statistics show that an average of 39,000 people are killed by gas annually. Sixty inhale
it, forty light matches in it, and 38,900 step on it.
— Unknown wise person
Statistics show that men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer. So do
people who have read
How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free.
— Very wise retiree
If people were as religious as statistics show them to be, we could get along with fewer
police.
— Unknown retiree
Statistics are like witnesses — they will testify for either side.
— Unknown retired person
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
— Unknown wise retiree
Statisticians collect facts, then draw their own confusions.
— Unknown senior
Statistics can be used to support just about everything — including statisticians.
— Unknown wise working person
At least 230 percent of statistics about retirement are exaggerations and the other .005
percent are understatements.
— Anonymous person in retirement
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts — for support rather than
illumination.
— Andrew Lang
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is
vital.
— Unknown retiree
According to the latest statistics, there are ten million Americans who aren't working.
And there are even more if you count those with jobs.
— Unknown wise working person
Retirement statistics taken in moderation, cannot hurt anyone.
— Unknown retiree
Five out of four retired people are
confused by statistics about retirement.
— Anon retiree
Statistics show that in 1940 each car on the road had an average of 2.2 persons; in 1999
it was 1.4. At this rate, by 2020 every third car on the road will be empty.
— Unknown wise person
We have statistics to prove that locomotives aren't the least afraid of automobiles.
— Unknown wise person
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.
— Jean Baudrillard
NOTE: Also see Teacher
Retirement Quotes and Funny
Retirement Quotes.
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